You've been programming too long when:

.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

.When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

.When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

.When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.

.When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"

.When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

.When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.

.When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.

.When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.

.When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

." Until you can understand that nothing can happen to you, nothing can ever come to you or be kept from you, except in accord with your state of counsciousness, you do not have the key to life." by Paul Twitchell

." There is but one cause of human failure and that is man's lack of faith in his true Self." by William James

." If you shut your door to all errors truth will be shut out." by Rabindranath Tagore.

." One has just to be oneself. That's my basic message. The moment you accept yourself as you are, all burdens, all mountainous burdens simply disappear. Then life is a sheer joy, a festival of lights." by B. Shree Rajneesh