LOLOLOL, i hope never receive one of this cards!!

A surfer is surfing with a priest. While they are in the lineup trying to catch small waves the surfer tries, and misses, a 2 foot wave and says, " God dammit,I missed." The priest tells him not to use vulgar language while surfing. Then on the next wave the surfer misses a 3 foot wave and says again, "God dammit,I missed." The priest tells him that if he continues to use vulgar language while surfing, he will have God strike him down with lightning and kill him. Then on the next wave the surfer misses on a 4 foot set wave and says,"God dammit, I missed." All of a sudden a tremendous bolt of lightning comes down and kills the priest! Immediately after, a voice comes out of the clouds and says, "God dammit, I missed."