A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beatiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit. Man: "HI! Am I very happy to see you."! Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here along time. How long has it been since you've a cigarette?" Man:"It's been 10years!" With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit & gives the man cigarette. Man:"OH thank you so much!" Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you'd a drink?" Man: "It's been 10years" The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit & comes out with a flask of whiskey & gives the man a drink. Man: "Oh.Thank you so much. You're like a miracle!" Finally the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit & asks the man leadingly, "So tell me then,have you been bored??" The man looked at her and said excitedly: "OH, my God, don't tell me you've got a surboard in there too??" D